hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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