Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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