His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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