I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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