Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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