I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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