There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
