Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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