i just made my gag reflex go away.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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