You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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