So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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