love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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