My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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