it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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