Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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