actually, I'm a sock model
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Fuck appropriateness.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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