naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
this just has baby written all over it
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
