what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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