we're chasing vodka with high fives
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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