whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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