the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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