the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
only if we run a train.
done.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
