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I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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