It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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