Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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