their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
