ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Randomize
