I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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