what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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