Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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