made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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