it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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