I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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