Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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