I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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