chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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