Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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