All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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