is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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