Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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