I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
