Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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