i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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