I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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