3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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