I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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