you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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