They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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