You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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