Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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