yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Little spoons don't ask big questions
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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